Toddler to English Dictionary

mommy= I want something
daddy= I want something
ear go mommy= I'm about to give you something nasty like regurgitated fossilized cheese I found in the carseat from two days ago
I god dit= I got it, but first I'm doing to trip over my own feet
nye nye= night night
mommy in Enay's bet= Mommy, I want you to get in my (Eve Rene's) bed or I'm going to throw a fit
BACK!= rub my back....face it, you are my slave
buh bye body= Goodbye commoners, I'm going home where I rule supreme
No no mommy= Mommy said no (Mommy won't let me get away with murder)
Bebe OK?= Geez, my little brother won't stop crying! Is he going to stop soon?
Mommy OK?= Ok, mommy has officially flipped out and I better be on my best behavior.
P-p- apsi= I'm trying really hard to say paci rather than "assy" which is socially unacceptable
too mommy= I love you too (I love that one!)
Beard= bird.... I mean they're practially the same thing, right?

What are some of the funny things your kids say that have a "special" meaning for you? I'd love to hear!

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Yeah, I'm starting it tonight. I'll keep you updated on any "progress." I'm interested to see how this works. I'm most impressed with its claim to help flatten my abdomen. We'll see. I'm a skeptic. I hope it makes me feel a little better at the very least. I'm constantly tired and don't feel like doing much of anything these days so I'm extremely hopeful.

On a side note, please pray for us that Jesse finds a job soon. I'm getting to the point where I'm starting to get a little scared and that in itself scares me. I know we'd never end up on the streets or anything, but I couldn't bear the thought of having to move in with family. There is NO way I'm letting that happen. I just don't feel like I have permission to find a job for myself right now with taking care of the two kids. It'd be almost pointless to work just to pay for childcare.

So, with that said, I will say a prayer and go to bed...

Once a bride, forever a bridesmaid...

That's my motto!! Get hitched once, then help other's get hitched, right? Let's see, I've been a flower girl three times, maid of honor twice, and a bridesmaid twice. That still pails in comparison to the number of weddings my cousin Sterling has been in.....not to mention the number of bouquets she has caught. It was inevitable that she would get married yesterday. The wedding ceremony was beautiful. I didn't even notice until after the ceremony that my feet were KILLING ME. Cal and Sterling are so funny. They had private vows and were giggling back and forth to each other. Cal's dad who officiated the ceremony preceded the private vows by saying, "And now Cal and Sterling will be sharing private vows. You are not supposed to be able to hear them." Haha. It was so cute. I kept trying to figure out what was said. Maybe Sterling will tell me 20 years from now when we are both old bag ladies. Kim too. Sorry Kim, now that you're married, you will become a bag lady like the rest of us. Speaking of bags, when you are a mother of two, you carry an awful lot of bags. I feel naked without them.

Here are some pictures from the week of wedding wonderment:
Wed night Bachelorette party








Thursday night Lingerie shower at Olive Garden

Friday night rehearsal and dinner

And.....the wedding day!

I told you so Teresa!

To everyone who thought I'd never blog again....I'm BAAAAACK!!!!! Prepare yourself for minutes of daily entertainment at my expence of course. I can't promise that you won't ever be bored by my posts, but I'll certainly try to have some entertainment on here. As most of you know already, I am a wife and mother of two beautiful children. According to my mother, having more than one child automatically qualifies you as a Duggar. You know, the family with like 19 kids?? Yeah, I don't know how they do it because I feel like I'm going insane at least over half the time and the other half of the time I'm sleeping.

So, this has been a busy week. This week my cousin Sterling is getting married and I am a maid. So far there has been a bachelorette party and a lingerie shower. Tonight is the rehearsal and tomorrow's the wedding day! Pictures to come... Eve is awake. Gotta run!!